What is your favorite course that we play? Even though I stink, For some reason I really like Shawnee.
If you could change 1 thing in the club, what would it be? ?
Stop the complaining about everything. The course. The game we play. Who we play
with. Like the falcon says, show up and pay
and play. if you don’t like it, stay home.
· Who plays less you
or Red? That’s a tough one.
Its about equal. Between funerals and family parties its tough to play every week.
I would love to play every week but sometimes I just cant.
is your favorite Esquire tournament? ? It’s a tie between the memorial and
the presidents tournament. The officers put in a lot of hard work to make these tourneys run smooth .
2 great days to play.
If you could change any USGA rule what would it be? ? I think
biggest rule change should be hitting out of someone elses divot mark in the fairway. That should be considered
ground under repair.
Please tell us how you got the nickname “Fescue” ~ one day a few years we were at highbridge in nj in June I think.
The fescue grass was about 4 feet high and shockingly I was in the fescue all day. Theres fescue
everywhere in that place. Seeing this the falcon nicknamed me fescue and it has stuck ever
· What kind of food
is served on Patty Island? Do you need Patty’s permission to order Tacks? There
is no patty island, it’s a myth. But if there was a patty island,
we have all kinds of food here. I don’t need pattys permission to order tacks. She
doesn’t even like tacks so when we order Chinese food I have to call 2 places. She likes crown palace
on new dorp lane and I love tacks.
· What is your opinion
of the issues with the putting game? Should people aim for the fringe? ? The putting game may have run its course. After reading a few comments from last week
the putting might have to stopped . as far as guys aiming for the fringe, that’s
a disgrace. Play the hole like you are supposed too and play golf the right way.
If you could have a Tacks dish named after you, what would it be? My favorite dish is shrimp with lobster sauce. Not very healthy but its delicious.
· Are you James Boner?
No. I am not clever enough to be that guy. Whoever he
is has some issues. But very funny stuff.
Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried? No comment. Next question.
1 word answers:
~ Brutally honest
Fareri Jr ~
Schwab ~ My Horse
Kline ~ Quiet
Pontieri ~ Nuts
Red ~ Family
Cuch ~ Pleasure
Panza ~ Helpful
Scissorhands ~ Ballbreaker ( dead to me )
Sr ~ misunderstood